6 People Harry Hill Wants To Kiss
Have you ever wondered who Harry Hill wants to kiss? Us too.
By Harry Hill
6 People I Want To Kiss is a monthly column where someone lists the six people they want to kiss.
1. Dennis Quaid:
I don’t even know how old he is now but c’mon, we all watched him play the funny, handsome dad in every movie between 1990 and 2010. I’d kiss him today, tomorrow, or even The Day After Tomorrow.
2. Guy from Tik Tok with a lot of freckles:
I don’t know his name so don’t ask. Also, I’m sure there’s more than one hot freckled guy on Tik Tok. But this particular guy has THE MOST gorgeous freckles you’ve ever seen. He usually only does lip sync videos (hypnotizing!) but every now and again he’ll do, like, a thrift haul. He could show me a vintage Louis Vuitton Monogram Cerises Speedy and I’d still be staring at his perfect freckled face.
3. Anwar Hadid:
Obviously Anwar is on this list because kissing him is the only way I’d ever have a chance at marrying into the Hadid family. Imagine if I became Bella’s brother-in-law by marriage. Never say never.
4. KJ Apa:
He’s freaky, he’s hot, he’s got an accent. Those are like the 3 best boxes for a guy to check, right? And have you SEEN his arms? Marry me, Archie!
5. Simon Porte Jacquemus:
I had to round out this list with a French guy who built his very own whimsical fashion house. I want a Jacquemus bag almost as much as I want a kiss from the man who designs them. His big ears and perfect baguette-eating lips are tres chic in my eyes. He also just seems like a really good time? He seems like the easy going type you could spend a weekend with, no hiccups. Ok sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself.
6. The guy I’m seeing
Obviously I had to put my lover on this list. It can be tricky to find someone who is the absolute perfect height for kitchen-counter make-out sessions, but boy did I find one. Alexa, play Summerboy by Lady Gaga.