Your Honor, I'm Literally Just A Girl <3

Girl dressing — think bows, Mary Janes, scrunchies — is the internet's most prevalent fashion subculture. But where did it come from?

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We’ve all seen her. She listens to Mazzy Star and Fiona Apple, she owns the Dior lip oil in “Cherry," she drinks Diet Coke like it’s water, and she wears a pair of ballet slippers with her low-slung vintage Levi’s 501s. She scours Depop for anything adorned with a dainty satin bow, Etsy for a Tiffany Style Stained Glass Sconce Light Shade, eBay for vintage Ralph Lauren cable knits, and Vestiaire Collective for secondhand Prada SS99 mules.


She may post a video of objects in her room to the tune of “I’m just a girl” by No Doubt. “Oh, I'm just a girl, living in captivity... Oh, I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?” plays on 2.5x speed as she showcases the artful clutter created by her Yoshitomo Nara framed prints, Bella Freud pillowcase, various Diptyque candles, fresh flowers in a vintage vase, afghan coats (Charlotte Simone or Saks Potts), Onitsuka tiger sneakers, and curated bookshelf littered with sentimental knick-knacks and, most certainly, a copy of The Bell Jar. Although she knows better than to use the word “aesthetic” as an adjective, she may still call a Dasha Nekrasova-inspired fur hat “so aesthetic.”

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